2011-07-06 Big feet （附翻译）
Wednesday, 6 July 2011Big feet
A few days ago, I tweeted if my feet could get any bigger.
For the longest time. I thought I was a 36.5. That's ten years ago. And by the normal laws of puberty and growth, your feet should be the same size whenther you are 22 or 32. Well, the last time I bought a pair of shoes, the lady said I was a 39.
I just looked at her.
The growth is phenomenal. I believe that by the time I get forty I could wear my dad's loafers.
But that aside, I got bitten by a swarm of sand flies two nights ago. My feet are so swollen, i knew I had cursed myself by my tweet.
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大脚
几天前，我在微博上说，我的脚是否可以再大一点。
一直以来，我以为我的脚尺码是36.5。那是十年前的尺寸。根据正常的生长发育规律，不管你是22岁还是33岁，脚的尺码应该是一样的。可是，上次我买鞋的时候，售货员告诉我，我的尺码是39。
我只是看着她。
长得太惊人了。我相信，等我到四十岁的时候，我就可以穿父亲的懒汉鞋了。
先抛开这个不说，两天前的晚上，我被一群蚋【生活在水中的一种昆虫，吸食人畜的血液】咬了。我的脚肿得很厉害，一定是我的微博诅咒了自己。 ……咬肿……真可怕！！ 呵呵。。yz
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